Up here, when the kids wanted to "P***-off" the parents, they went out and bought "COWBOY" (DALLAS) jackets. Nothing would get the dander up faster on a Packer fan's parka then having to stand in line at the local WAL*K*MART store behind that D**N STAR!
What's the process, now? "Oh, ALLAH! Give me the strength to flop down on my knees and inconvience my enemies by making them put up with my silliness and goofiness, five times a day...for I'm too (insert demeaning discriptive here) to understand what was written over 600 hundred years ago, and there's no way I'm going to take the time to really research what's involved and why you did what you did and why you "made" this religion the way you did. ALLAH, I'm dumb and stupid, but if my friends think this will tick off the authorities, then I'm willing to hide behind this scam and cause heartache and grief to all who really care about me."
Listen, all kidding aside, there are, also, a lot of boneheaded "christians" out there that take what's written in the Bible and "bend, fold, spindle and mutilate" the words in that text to fit whatever goofiness they have in their heads, too. And they are just as lazy and outspoken as they rest of the idiots out there saying, "My religion is better than your religion..."
By posting this bunch of drivel, all that is happening is you're starting up a "Fords Rule! Chevys Suck!" style of debate (And I'm using the term "debate"
very loosely here!).
Count me out.
Moderators...shut this thread down before
I get on my knees and start banging my head on the floor for 5 minutes, once a day!
