That was actually funny. Grabbing a roach from the nose of a comatose man, why would he need a roach...oh, you mean a cucaracha.

Seriously though.

As my Grandmama used to say: "Si no quieres que te den palos por la cabeza, mejor que no saques la cabeza."

Rough translation: Don't be starting nuttin you can't finish.

Or, from Independence Day:

Captain Steve Hiller: [after crashing the alien spaceship by the Grand Canyon] *That's* what you get! Ha Ha! Look at you! Ya ship's all banged up!
[shouts]
Captain Steven Hiller: Who's the man? Huh? Who's the man? Wait till I get another plane! I'm a line ya friends up right beside you! Where ya at, huh? Where ya at?
[Hiller opens the spaceship, the alien screams, Hiller smacks him in the head]
Captain Steven Hiller: [beat] Welcome to earth.

Or more from Capt. Hiller:

Captain Steven Hiller: Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad.

And finally, another line from the same movie:

Albert Nimzicki: I'm not Jewish.
Julius Levinson: Well, nobody's perfect.

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1989 300TE "Alice"
1990 300CE "Sam Spade"
1991 300CE "Beowulf" RIP (06.1991 - 10.10.2007)
1998 E320 "Orson"
2002 C320 Wagon "Molly Fox"

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