A guy walks into a Bar, behind the counter is a sign that says:
Cheese sandwiches $2
Handjobs $10
The guys says: "Excuse me Miss, but are you the one that does the handjobs?"
She smiles and says: "Yes, I am!"
He says: "Fine....wash those hands, and fix me a cheese sandwich."

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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein


09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D