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A catholic priest took some boys on a fishing trip. Out at sea, an accident happened and the boat was starting to sink. The captain lowered the lifeboat and was preparing to set off when the priest asked "What about the boys? They can't all fit in that little boat?". The captain said "Fawk the boys.". The priest asked "Do we have time to do that?"
Why did the priests and MJ flock to K-Mart?
Because they heard that little boy's pants were half off.
What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
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