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Are Mercedes-Benz too troublesome?
Yes they are and thank GOD for that! Otherwise, they'd be too damn expensive to buy used and every tight wad a-hole that loves to stick it in your face every chance they get that they never spend fooliskly, like you do, would be driving one.
You know, I used to love Harleys too, until they ironed out all the bugs. Now, look who's driving them, my f'n grandma! You wouldn't catch me dead on one.
I was made in Germany too. You think I'm perfect? No, and you don't see my wife running out, trying to replace me with a hard working, bright Asian fellow with a small pecker do you?
I say we keep the general public thinking that these cars are expensive to repair and troublesome so that we can pick them up for a song on the used car market. I love it when the wanna be rich dump their expensive luxury cars for pennies on the dollar, just to prove that they don't need the money, when they really do. And I don't want to drive the same kind of car that some 18 year old got for graduating high school, despite the ADD and drug charges. Then, when they crash into a tree after a wild drunk-fest and their mangled Civics wind up parked in front of their school, as an example of what not to do with your life, Pops will be wishing he bought junior a safer car like a Mercede-Benz and after all, the more time it spends in the garage, the more time you have to take a walk. Hard to spend money on foreign oil when you're walking! Who's laughing now?
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