My Mother was strangely{or fortunately}very reticent.

My Gramps would say.

"Need a helpin'hand,look onto the end'o your f-ckin'arm."

If I would fall down,trip or whatever it was "don't hurt that goddam concrete" or "Don't mess up that plank floor"

"You lookin'for sympathy I'll tell ye where to find it,in the dictionary 'tween syphilis and sh-t"

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