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Old 09-09-2006, 07:44 PM
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There's a fungus among us

When their mine became defunct, Jake and Abe decided to grow
mushrooms in its cool, dark tunnels. Business prospered but Jake
wanted all the profits, so he decided to kill Abe by planting some
poisonous varieties in his partner's section. When. Abe found out, he
had Jake arrested. Although the charge of attempted murder was
dismissed for lack of evidence, the court did find Jake guilty of
corrupting the morels of a miner.
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