I got rear ended in my pickup by a co-worker. She'd been working there for only 3 days and it was her first "real" job.
I was afraid her dad was going to kill her, but I told him no worries, if she can pay for half a bumper at the parts yard and help me pull it, I'm good.
So he handed me a 50 and off we went.
I tried to give him the change back but he said go buy lunch instead

-nB