Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

Perhaps our self-described "metrosexual"confrere had a spiritual and sexual rebirth,if you remember him ranting about the "sluts"he nailed with such ease and callow abandon.

He walks into a bar but there are no women to be seen,only "men"with pomaded hair and tightly fitting clothes.

He sits at the bar,orders his effete swill and some handsome swain approaches him from the rear and says"pardon me,could I push in your stool?".........