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Old 11-08-2006, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes View Post
and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
And the cops said, "a stool?"

Guy: Nope, a tool.
Cops: Do you have a vehicle?
Guy: Yes, three.
Cops: What happened?
Guy: I rectum.
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