Originally Posted by Botnst

Give her a present that speaks of your love. Doesn't have to be expensive. Or not too expensive.

For example, every couple of years or so I buy my wife a gift certificate at a local women's spa. They have package deals that are quite variable. I buy a fancy-schmancy steam bath, full-body massage with all sorts of aroma therapy stuff, new-age music and a gift package of oils and aromas and crap. Follow that with a dinner at a restaurant near the spa. After all that the ol' gal is clay in my hands, bwah-haha!

This year I'm thinking diamonds. I'll send her ass to Arkansas to dig her own! (kidding)
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