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Originally Posted by R Leo
I really want to know is what's going on in the brains of those serpent handlers.
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a conversation that would go something like this:
Snake handler:" Listen snake we gotta do this little dance for the people and I need your help."
Snake:"Ugh so your point would be and what's in it for me?" I mean last time I bellyed up (pun intended) for a show like this some son-of-a-***** tried to de-fang me without novacaine."
Snake handler:" Yeah, sorry about that, but I can offer you a comfortable condo on the beach and extra rodents for dinner, oh yeah and I'll keep that lady in the front row who's been eyeing you for a future handbag at bay, how's that sound so far?"
Snake:" So far so good, look I need to check in with my other handler Gary Larson, then my manager."