Another true: I met a teacher once who told me this story (a blonde). This was in Midland Texas. She went to a PTA meeting one night. She came out after the meeting and got in the car, started it, but it would not move, forward or back. She called her father who lived nearby and described the problem. He was thinking it must be a transmission issue. He came over to bail her out. He drives up and gets out of the car. He says something like "I think I know what the problem is" She asked "how do you know? Is it the transmission?". He said "no, somebody stole all your wheels". The car was sitting on 4 blocks under the axles.

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