Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing Surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my Favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I Reattached them and, 8 months later, he performed a private concert for The Queen of England.

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing! A young man lost an arm And both legs in an accident. I reattached them and, 2 years later, he Won a gold medal in Track and Field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and meth and she Rode a galloping horse head-on into an 18-wheeler traveling 80 miles an Hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the Horse's' ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a Senator from New York.

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Satan creates nothing: he only ruins everything. He does not invent: he tampers. And his followers are no different ~ Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigaṇ