A ****box is a ****box. They can't be tweaked to be hospitable on the road, no matter what you do because they are fundamentally doomed to be owned by people who are self centered, ignorant, have too much money and time on their hands and are waaaay too happy with the status quo. ****boxes don't belong on the road and a Dodge Ram is an unnecessary ****box, and should be condemned to the depths of hell along with all attractive women and social functions, because like ****boxes, they are unnecessary and wasteful of time that could be budgeted elsewhere, like shaving cams or whatnot.

Die ****boxes, die.