About 15 or so years ago we had a really hilarious thing happen here in Huntington.

This thief broke into the office of a local attorney/real estate agent which was located up a flight of stairs in an historic building. In the morning upon opening the front doors the bloody and mangled body of the "thief"was sprawled upon the bottom stairs while the 6 foot high, wheeled safe apparently had collapsed on to of him whilst he attempted to slide it down the stairway,did quite bit of damage to the wainscoting and tiled floors.

Made the local papers,Newsday,the Long Islander,etc. and was the subject of endless jokes for years afterwards.

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