Identity theft is far more serious than you guys realize. Not only will they open bank accounts and get utility service in your name they will buy a house in your name and take out an equity loan before they skip town and leave you owing money on a house mortgage for a house that you have never seen.

I thank people for asking me for an ID and all of my cards are signed "Check Identification".

If someone assumes my identity I will take out an insurance policy on him and kill the guy.