Just more "College Political Correctness" crap going on.
Do something stupid/ditzy near a college campus/dorm/frat house - take pictures or record the video/audio and get it near the Internet...
Get some "flake" "never-heard-of-before" organization all rattled up...
Scream "Racist!!!" loud enough that MAYBE either Jesse Jackson (Sr.) or Al Sharpton might hear...
Have a big "Quum-By-Yah" (SP???) party where everyone 'fesses-up and turns their life around and become hair-ball, card-carring, fuzzy-wuzzy wusses for the rest of their miserable lives...
Most of those idiots (All right...ALL of those idiots!) wouldn't know the working end of a shovel if it hit them in the @55! And we have to watch/hear/listen to how they screwed up and repented and we should be just a little bit smarter than them to avoid the same?
I know kids who survived sticking forks in wall-sockets

and they don't make the news.
These idiots

do need a shovel applied to their @55es and their heads.
And no news coverage of it either.
Morons.
That's my thought and I'm sticking to it!