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Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes
I'll have you know I still wear briefs with HOLES in them,wash my own cars and buy my clothing in thrift shops,volunteer to help homeless veterans AND pick up bottles,cans and discarded batteries at the yacht clubs for which I get $1.20 each! so THERE!!!!put that in your smoke and pipe it!!!!!
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Why does he get the pipe and stuff to smoke? When I lived on St Thomas and did scuba tours I'd go onboard to get the people for our tour. I used to ask people on the cruise ship to say "silk". "Silk" they'd say. Spell silk. "S I L K" they'd say. Now say silk silk silk. And they say "silk silk silk" Now what do cows drink? 90% would say milk. The rest of the people on the tour were waiting for them to say milk. If they got mad I 'd do the same thing with roast, then ask them what goes into a toaster. If they anwered correctly then I'd sy sorry go back to your cabin- you are thinking to much to come on this tour or even this cruise. You are on vacation- let yourself go and have fun. In the end we had more fun and I made better tips....
