80s toyota still around, just look at all those AE86s kicking around doing it sideways....

80s Mercedes I guess the G wagons are still tough enough. Other models have all crapped out. Mercedes commercial says their cars are faithful to the driver....

yeah like how ex-girlfriends were faithful to you. Once it has done squeezing out every penny off you she'll just dump you on the side of the road. The question is when will she suddenly feel like doing that.