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From Esquire's "Dubious Achievement Awards" (2006)
Paris Hilton delcared that she was starting a year of sexual abstinence, saying, "I like the way guys go crazy when you say they can't have sex with you. If he can't have you, he stays interested. The moment he has you, he's gone."
Then she laughed so hard, semen shot out of her nose
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 1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...
1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)
2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp
1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k
2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive  (sold)
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