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Old 03-07-2007, 04:15 AM
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From Esquire's "Dubious Achievement Awards" (2006)

Paris Hilton delcared that she was starting a year of sexual abstinence, saying, "I like the way guys go crazy when you say they can't have sex with you. If he can't have you, he stays interested. The moment he has you, he's gone."

Then she laughed so hard, semen shot out of her nose

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