Reminds me of the joke:

A guy goes to the pet store and the owner was showing him a very talented bird that could sing Christmas carols. Owner took a butane lighter and put it under the right foot and the bird started to sing "Jingle Bells". Put it under the left foot and the bird sang "Silent Night". Impressed, the guy asked the owner if the bird could sing anything else. The owner put the lighter between the bird's legs and lit it. At which time the bird sang "Chestnuts Roasting On an Open Fire"

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