A woman goes to see her doctor.
After examining her, the doctor tells her some bad news.
"You only have 2 weeks to live," the doctor tells his patient.
"Oh my God," she replies "what shall I do?"
The doctor thought about it for a moment and then replied.
"Go and marry an accountant."
"Why?" the woman asked. "Will marrying an accountant make me live longer?"
"No," the doctor said, "it will just make the time you have left seem longer..."
