Originally Posted by Dee8go

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts
his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a
white boy." His mom
slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father."

He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I'm a white
boy."
His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother."

The boy goes in his grandmother's room and says, "Mira, abuelita, I'm a
white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to
his
mother.
His mother says, "See. Did you learn anything from that?" The boy replies,
I
Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and already I don't like
you #^%&# Mexicans.