Drove out at lunch. Call me a geezer....but I can't get myself to pull in to a place when their sign states "Let Us Pimp Your Ride"

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2009 VW TDI Jetta Sportwagon 172k miles (rear-ended harder than Elton John on 8/4/13. Total loss)

1991 Volvo 240 142k miles (T-boned by a stop sign runner. Total loss)