Thanks for all the suggestions, everyone. I have now tried a number of them, all in quick succession, and to an extent they have all helped somewhat. The root of the odor remains, however -- as I suspected it would. I have an appointment tomorrow morning to bring it in to a professional detailer. They're going to shampoo all the trunk carpets and then ozone the whole
car, so we'll see how that works. One of my friends -- a physics major at UC Berkeley -- is shocked that they can put ozone into a car at all, being that it's so corrosive and volatile, but I'll have to put those fears aside and trust the professionals. I will report back on the results.

My girlfriend is wonderful actually, and I have forgiven her for her slight automotive misdeed. She understands my love for the car, but everyone makes mistakes sometime, no?

Thanks again,

Zach
1992 300CE