Instead of getting a gift, just buy a really really fancy wedding CARD.

In the card, say something to the effect that ...you put a lot of thought into this present and you hope they enjoy it.

Next, toss the card onto the gift table when the other gifts are. To assure success, gently take off the cards from the other gifts...at least two...and toss them in there as well.

Call me a genius. I'll be here all night folks!

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Jennifer
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