"Boo Hoo! I'm the Governor of a Big State and I can't wipe my own ass. Where's the FEDERAL Government? Why don't they take over? I can't even find my ass..."
"Geez, where's the TV camera? Is it on? Can I say something and make it all better?"
"NO?"
"THEN IT'S EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT THAT I DON'T HAVE "ASTRO-DIAPERS" AND MY STATE IS A BIG PILE OF 5HIT!"
"OK! Are the cameras off? Good. Call "W" and let's give him a tour and show him how bad things are."
"Better yet, let's have someone from my office stay connected to the media and issue "updates" on what's not transpired and we'll embarass everyone up to the President."
I'm sorry to see a town wiped off the map. Just keep the cameras away from the politicos that want "face-time" for THEIR OWN GOOD - NOT THE COMMUNITY THAT ISN'T!