Originally Posted by unkl300d

There were a myriad of protests in San Francisco.

Rights for illegal whales and chants for no borders anywhere.

Racial and geriatric discrimination because the whales were grey in color and they had been cut up by some hate monger's propeller.

The ACLU claimed that their freedom of speech had been quashed because no effort was made to lower microphones down to them so that they could whale-sing their needs and opinons about the water quality and access to health care.

The pro-abortion groups were outraged that this poor female whale was allowed to have a baby and not given prompt abortion counseling beforehand which would have helped her avoid post partum depression and disorienation thereby saving tax payers so much money.


The animal rights crowd was outraged that the whale story and whales were exploited for the sake of greedy media moguls and worse, the whales were subjected to attempts to herd them like cattle. "let nature take its course alone." was the chant. "Whale shell overcome !"

Even the Venezuelen consulate made a statement that "Mr. Danger, Bush, had armed the whales and trained them to speed off to Venezuela and nuke the Chavez. Of course the scheme went south. typical of Bush policy"


Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

But hey, happy they made it OUT of San Francisco Bay !!!