Some night, when they're all stoned/tanked/sauced, take some styrofoam peanuts, some Jello pudding mix, powered sugar and the opposite fuel of the vehicle in question (gas if their's is diesel, diesel if their's is gas), mix up about a gallon, or so, of the stuff...then, when they're in bed, sleeping off their night's bender, you pour the goop into the tank. (Just be sure the tank's cap is easily accessable - like it's not a "lockable" or restricted access deal...)
Keep in mind six simple things:
1. Plan your escape route.
2. Monitor the site/location for any "alarms" (dogs-geese-kid's toys-etc...)
3. Do they have camera gear? If so, fogetdaboutit...
4. Will you be leaving footprints/fingerprints/tire marks behind?
5. Do you have the cajoles to pull it off without involving anyone else?
6. Can you keep your mouth shut about it for more than 5 years?
Now, if you can answer the above appropriately, within the time it takes for the "little hand" to make its way around the dial, your 3AM problem will be a problem no more...
A few years back, I had a "batch of low-lifes" making the rounds in our neighborhood...even "caught" them checking out the cars on our street AFTER these clowns had ransacked my car the night before...
I made a note of the plate and vehicle make, then one day I saw where the "car" was parked. Noted the address.
Within a week, I had "sugared" their tank and then, about a month later, I saw the car at an area "pick and pull" - asked the attendant what the story was...father had brought the car in...kids couldn't get it to stay running...something about the carb was f***ed up and all...
I live to this day knowing the folks in my neighborhood didn't have to worry about these punks being able to "pick and pull" ther cars like they had done mine...
Do I feel bad?
Read my sig...