Better watch it, Army boy. The level of training you received was only for regular GI's--he knows how to do martial arts stuff that they don't even have words for it is so fly. Hell, he's probably got a gun that will shoot from Conn. to Michigan that is satellite guided.

You know I trained with Bruce Lee before I headed up that secret Blackwater invasion of Trinidad a few years back and I don't think I would even mess with him. Not with that beard. Not a chance.