THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK:

Indubitably; Preliminary; Innovative; Proliferation; Cinnamon




THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK:

Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-Aggressive Disorder; Loquacious Transubstantiate




THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK:

1.) Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2.) Nope, no more booze for me.

3.) Sorry, but you're really not my type.

4.) Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight

5.) Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

6.) Sorry I'm being such a jackass

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)