Noah probably told that one to his kids aboard the Ark.

Here's a more recent version:
"Why did the punk rocker cross the road?"

"He was stapled to the chicken."

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-- Paul W. (The Benzadmiral)
('03 Buick Park Avenue, charcoal/cream)
Formerly:
'97 C230, smoke silver/parchment; '86 420SEL, anthracite/light grey; '84 280CE (W123), dark blue/palomino