Who was the moron that called the cops to begin with ... or ...
Is the lady's house on the cop's beat?
What's messed up about this story is the fact that half the country is drowning in too much water (Texas) and other parts are screaming for people to shut it off...
Does she live in some foo-foo Frenchy part of town?
The town/city/whatever needs to reimburse her for her pain and water her lawn for free 'til she passes on to that great green lawn in the sky...