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Old 08-04-2007, 01:16 AM
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What I remembered about my wisdom teeth (All 4, shoving inward, towards the front) being yanked when I was 32, was this:

#1.) Dull, numbing pain...offset by Tylenol III. - Big @55 pills, followed with a bit of water...

#2.) ANY FOOD that could be sucked (VERY LIGHTLY) through a straw and swallowed without having the stuff "flush" the inside of the mouth...didn't want any more "bacteria/petri dish" substances in the vacinity of the open wounds...

#3.) Did I mention the pain? Doubled the dosage of the Tylenol III. - Big @55 pills, followed with a bit of fire-water...

#4.) Cotton in the mouth - on the wounds...felt like Marlon Brando in the "Godfather" - and my mouth felt as big as Marlon Brando too...

#5.) Oh, in case I forgot to mention it...PAIN - FREAKING, IRITATING PAIN - "I WANT TO RIP MY JAW OFF AND GIVE IT TO MY WORST ENEMY!!!" PAIN...THAT DAMN TYLENOL III. COULDN'T ALLEVIATE THAT PAIN IF IT WAS SHOT FROM A GUN AND INTO MY MOUTH!!! "WILD TURKEY" WAS THE ALTERNATIVE...NO CHASERS, JUST "WT" - ONE SHOT EVERY FOUR PULSES OF PAIN... ( Self-medicating, for pain, is still the best way to handle that type of crap... )

#6.) I'm typing this...apparently, it worked. ( However, my liver may have something to say to me later! )

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