The Los Angeles Current Conditions
A-Hole Index: 6.8 - 7.2 - expect to increase due to triple digit heat
D-Bag Driver Index: 7.5 - 8.3 In the daytime with an expected 1.0 drop after 8pm as the marine layer helps cool off the atmosphere
Turn Signal Use Index: 0.000003% chance
LAPD Police Chase: 20% chance
Britney Skankometer: High
Lohan Wasted Index: Very High
OJ Kill Index: 2