So three guys are standing in front of St.Peter at the pearly gates. St.Pete says "We've met our quota for the day, so we're only letting one of you in." Which ever one of you has the best explanation as to how you got here, comes in, and the other two will be sent to Hell"

The first guy in work clothes says to St. Pete, "I had suspicions my wife was cheating on me so I went home early to try to catch her in the act. When I was walking up the steps to our third floor apartment I could hear laughing coming from my apartment before getting to it. So, I barged in and heard a noise out on the balcony. I looked off of the balcony and saw a guy hanging by his hands wearing nothing but a towel around his waste, so I stomped his hands and fell. He was still alive lying there on the ground, so I pushed the fridge off to crush him. As the Fridge went off, the chord caught my leg, and took me down with it..


Second guy is in a towel around his waste. He explains to St.Peter
"I went out on my balcony to retrieve my cat after taking a shower, and slipped and fell off. I got lucky on the way down, and was able to grab the porch of the apartment below mine. I was hanging by my hands and some guy comes running out all pissed off and stomps my hands, and I fell to the ground, and landed on my back on the grass. Next thing I see is a fridge coming down and then I'm here talking to you.."


Third guy, completely naked...
" So, I was "doing" some guy's wife and we heard him coming up the steps to the apartment. I didn't know where to hide, so I ran and hid in the fridge..."

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