I used to tell people that my "Dirt devil" vacumn could suck up children and small animals, now I can add this too it. On another note- when i worked in the ER we had a guy come in one night with a vibrator stuck up his whoo haaa and it was in the on position- had to wait for the batteries to die before they could fish it out......
Try filling out the paper work for that one with a straight face!
