On being broke: "If it cost a nickel to $h1t I'd have to throw up!"
On being stupid: "You kids need glass bellybuttons for Christmas so you can see where you're going."
Upon viewing a bad situation: "This is as f'd up as a Chinese typewriter." (No disrespect meant here)
On workplace chaos: "I've seen monkey $h1t fights at the zoo that were more organized."

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1983 M-B 240D-Gone too.
1976 M-B 300D-Departed.

"Good" is the worst enemy of "Great".