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Old 08-21-2007, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by DslBnz View Post
Oh yeah, and expect a two-faced nature come that "time of month".

Screw her.

Unlike a girl, a guy initiates the dating scene. A girl has to wait. A guy has to date.

Good luck, man. Women are really strange. They may tell you they'll call, and they never do. But they expect you to keep your word or they'll lay into you pretty hard next time you meet.

Any chick that gives you a hard time, just tell her to take a walk. That's all. It gave ME a feeling of euphoria.
You should be lucky at 2. You could say yes and no and be wrong both times. Keep quiet and you are also wrong.

Did you?

Not so true today.

Any Man Of Mine


This is what a woman wants...

Any man of mine better be proud of me
Even when I'm ugly he still better love me
And I can be late for a date that's fine
But he better be on time

Any man of mine'll say it fits just right
When last year's dress is just a little too tight
And anything I do or say better be okay
When I have a bad hair day

And if I change my mind
A million times
I wanna hear him say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way

Chorus:
Any man of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin' squeezin' pleasin' kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the story goes
He's gotta be a heartbeatin' fine treatin'
Breathtakin' earthquakin' kind
Any man of mine

Well any man of mine better disagree
When I say another woman's lookin' better than me
And when I cook him dinner and I burn it black
He better say, mmmm, I like it like that yeah

And if I changed my mind
A million times
I wanna hear him say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way

(Repeat Chorus)

Let me hear you say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way

(Repeat Chorus)

You gotta shimmy shake
Make the earth quake
Kick, turn, stomp, stomp, then you jump
Heel to toe, Do Si Do
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet and your back ache
Keep it movin' 'til you just can't take anymore
Come on everybody on the floor
A-one two, a-three four
Hup two, hum
If you wanna be a man of mine, that's right
This is what a woman wants...

Written by Shania Twain
and Mutt Lange.


Well, it is hard to tell her to walk if she is giving me a "hard time"
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