Originally Posted by POS

Please meet the new Vice-President and Secretary of Defense. These two have assured me a winning strategy in Iraq - we're going to remove our all of our troops effective immediately and replace them with US gang-bangers. For their services, I'm asking the Congress to authorize one Rolls Royce Phantom for each gang-banger who serves in Iraq for a period longer than six months. Iraq, I'm going to make you my *****.