Mopeds and scooters are a lot lick fat chicks, they're a lot of fun until someone sees you riding one
I have actually considered buying one to bomb around town with. A guy down the street buys retired Block Island rentals (which admittedly have been beaten) whenever they buy new ones, refurbs them and sells them. He'd sell me one real cheap. I've just had too much other stuff going on to get around to it.
My days of vanity and cool are long gone.
