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He'd owe me a new car first off. Then he'd owe me for the piece of my house he took down. Of course there's Interest involved, that can be paid off with manual labor like:
cutting the lawn with fingernail scissors
sweeping the lawn of the trimmings
washing the car for the rest of his life
running trivial errands for me
and as far as a social life MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm sure if it actually happened to me I'd have some even better things for him to do.
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