ok.. it is 9:45, store closes in 15 minutes.

the customer is like sooooo trashed on a mixture of drugs




customer : dude.. where do you keep..... the toast

me: toast? you mean like... toast.. toast

customer : yea man.. frign toast man


me: oh you want some pre-toast

customer : pre-toast.. wtf - man?

me: (brings him some pre-toast) you need a toaster too, bro?

customer : nah man... I am...