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Originally Posted by PaulC
Excessive zipper noise? How in the Hell is that determined? Is it the quantity of zipper cycles or is some subjective decibel limit employed? I pity some poor Christmastime bastard who unzips his parka in preparation for a purely hetero potty stint.
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Which begs the question...what if a devotee of Hellenic Proclivities wore button-fly 505's to the sausagefest?