A man is travelling different religious places.
As he is visiting The Vatikan he comes across an unusual telephone booth.
Asking the guide about the phone, he get’s the following answer from the guide:

“Oh, that’s a direct line to God”

the man: “Wow, can I make a call?”

guide: “Sure. Will cost you $10,000”

the man: “Well, I don’t have $10K”

guide: “Can’t make the call …”

Next stop for the man is Jerusalem and as he is touring around The Temple Mount they come by a telephone booth as well.

the guide: ”Ah! That’s our direct line to God!”

the man: ”Wow, really!? Can I make a call?”

the guide: “Sure, absolutely! It’ll cost you 20, 000 English Pounds”

the man: “Well, I don’t have 20,000 Pounds”

the guide: “Can’t make the call, Sorry”

Next stop for the man is India and as he starts touring the first religious sites, he notices a similar but different phone booth.
So, he asks the guide, who respectfully answers:

“OH, Yes! This is our direct line to God” (Indian accent)

the man: “Can I make a call?”

the guide: “Sure, ofcourse.”

the man: “Really? How much does it cost?”

the guide: “Nothing”

the man in disbelief: “Nothing? You mean, it’s FREE !?”

the guide replies: “ Ofcourse, it's free! It’s a local call …”

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