If its an old beater car that parked too close just for the sole purpose of irritating me, I do NOT find it amusing.

I always park my car against a curb, as close as I can get to it. This leaves only one possible side to get dented, not two, and on the exposed side, there is a huge amount of room. If a car were to park next to me, they would usually have to park over the line and partially in my spot to even get their doors to reach my car in full-swing open.

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Ali Al-Chalabi

2001 CLK55
1999 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins Diesel
2002 Harley-Davidson Fatboy
Merlin Extralight w/ Campy Record