At the Austrian – Bavarian border 2 construction units show up to set new telephone poles. They decide to make it a competition.

First day, Austrian foreman reports to the main office:

“Set 5 poles today, Bavarian crew 10 poles.”

2. day he reports:

“7 more poles installed, Bavarian crew totals 25 poles today”

The main office responds:

“What the heck is wrong with you guys? Pick up the pace!

Foreman replies:

“Sure, but those Bavarians only dig in about 1/4 of each pole … “

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