"snobby Beret wearing" Mercedes drivers who use "gay metric tools"
...calling the AMC customer service help line....
.....Getting old car batteries from the junkyard and dumping their contents into a 55 gallon drum to bathe the engine block in to give it an acid bath.
...it never ends.....

a classic read if you have time and popcorn....
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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...
1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)
2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd
Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp
1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k
2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive

(sold)