Why did the dominatrix show up at the store a half hour before it opened?

The advertising read: "Come early - Beat the crowd!"






In order not to completely hijack the thread, I would like to add that it would've been nice for him to offer a swig or two, to his fellow passengers. The fact that he drank the whole bottle by himself, makes him less of a moron, and more of a selfish jerk.

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